Two Truths & A Lie

Ask me anything   Sarah/23/Louisville, KY

I like fart humor and "that's what she said" jokes, enjoy tinkering with cars and computers, spend most of my time asleep in my bed, dislike cigarettes, still say "safety" when I fart, find being independent extremely fulfilling, and loooooooooove sushi. I am just your average above average individual. Me

Bronson rubs my feet ☺ (Taken with instagram)

Bronson rubs my feet ☺ (Taken with instagram)

— 1 day ago with 1 note
chloe-jayde:

Picture perfect Anchorage, Alaska!

chloe-jayde:

Picture perfect Anchorage, Alaska!

— 5 days ago with 29 notes
Tomorrow, I see a psychiatrist.

My first true attempt at therapy. This time I’m not so far gone that I need to completely self destruct before I can recover. Experience is also on my side telling me that since I have not killed myself in the past 18 years, I probably will not now.

I’m ready to stop battling my brain’s fabricated thoughts of inadequacy and alienation; I want to know what it’s like to have my brain in my corner for a change.

— 5 days ago with 3 notes
makovei asked: So did you fuck a dog today? :l


Answer:

Nope.  Sure didn’t.  But at least I’m smiling now.

— 5 days ago with 1 note
Please, don’t ever ask me if I’m okay.

Ask me if I fucked a dog today,
but don’t ask me if I’m okay.

— 6 days ago with 1 note
museumofusefulthings:

How to fold a fitted sheet. Could come in handy. Saw this here.

Oh sweet Jesus!   I can die happily now.

museumofusefulthings:

How to fold a fitted sheet. Could come in handy. Saw this here.

Oh sweet Jesus! I can die happily now.

— 6 days ago with 867 notes
I like her freckles and crooked eyebrows. Reminds me of me. Lol.

I like her freckles and crooked eyebrows. Reminds me of me.

Lol.

(via unicornracer)

— 1 week ago with 29309 notes

If I left society, made a comfy shelter to sleep in, I promise, I’d never wake up again.

— 1 week ago